10. "Everyone keeps on telling me how lucky I am to be with you, and I just don't see it."
9. "Someone once told me dating you was like having a million dollars, but I haven't seen any of the money."
8. "Everyone else laughs at your jokes and thinks you are funny, but I really don't."
7. "I feel like I'm losing a brother." (Talking about MY brother during our breakup...he didn't seem too concerned he was losing ME!)
6. "Is this breakup going to take much longer? I'm really late for meeting people at the bar."
5. "I think I was in love with the idea of you. Yeah, I definitely wasn't in love with you."
4. "I'm not sure I've ever had any real feelings for you."
3. "Most of the time, when we're with other people, I always wish THEY were the ones talking and not you. Yeah, I usually hoped you didn't tell any of your stories. I mean, remember, I don't think you're that funny..."
2. "All my friends really liked you, so it was really convenient for us to date."
1. "I think I've been with you this long because I like your family so much."
All of these quotes were actually said to me during a break-up. Most were said by the same person over a period of three years (we broke up twice) and the others were from some fairly significant relationships in my life. I'm finally to a point in my life where I can look back and laugh at these crazy men. Honestly, I have learned so much from these crazy men and I wouldn't change one minute of my heartache. Okay, that was a total lie, but I think I am a better person because of it. Stay tuned for ridiculous advice I made up about surviving break-ups. I have perfected the technique for getting through break-ups in my own special, imperfect way.
3 comments:
I have a good one to add (as you confront him about a girl he was texting one night you guys didn't hang out) "I swear I didn't cheat. I mean, I wanted to, she is hot, but I didn't."
Such a classy fella.
What?! That is ludicrous. Glad you're done with the losers.
This sounds like it'll be good :)
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