The Haagen Dazs and Grapefruit Diet

I thought I would let you all in on a very wonderful trick to get over a break-up.

I have tested this diet on myself and a few close friends and we're all believers.

You know the feeling. Your heart aches. Your stomach turns. You can't eat. Can't sleep.

You are physically ill.

Slowly you get your appetite back. Then you start thinking about how food makes everything better. You start eating to stop thinking about the break-up. To stop thinking about how you were having sex last week and now you are not.

Next time you see your ex, however, you want to look good. You want him to say you look really good. A nice "Wow" would be most appreciated, and well, make you feel better about the break-up. Let's be honest, there is NOTHING more satisfying than hearing an ex say, "Wow, you look great. Is something different?"

I made up a diet in order to satisfy my need to not to become a total gluttonous obese person but still satisfy the cravings.

This is where Haagen Dazs comes in. It's the most expensive ice cream, but also uses natural ingredients. Stay away from the ice cream with trans fat. Eat a grapefruit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and ice cream for dessert. Get all sorts of flavors to satisfy your needs, but eat tons of ice cream. It makes everything better.

I have actually lost weight doing this and felt a hundred times better about the break-up. Only do it for a week.

DISCLAIMER: Totally not FDA approved....just Heartbreak Tested and Approved.