Have you ever dated anyone that you know is totally out of your league?
I mean, I'm talkin' SUPER attractive. One that you just know HAS to have something wrong with them? I mean, why would God give them such flawless looks and not a flawed something else?
He wouldn't. There's got to be something wrong with them. A deformity. A small wee-wee. A terrible laugh. A weird personality. A cat fetish. Something.
There's got to be SOMETHING...
...because I am going on a date with the most attractive man I have EVER seen in my life.
He asked me on a date. On a DATE.
I usually have a good sense of how I compare on the attractive scale to another human being, so just know, this dude is WAY better looking than me. I'm not bad looking, in fact, I am probably pretty, in some light...but this guy is outta my league. I am now THAT girl. THAT girl who is going out with a guy more attractive than she is. Will people stare? Will people say things like, "How did she get a guy like that to go out with her?"
Holy crap!
I'm already an uncomfortable person on dates. I get nervous and I laugh awkwardly. I'm clumsy...I spill things. I say things I shouldn't say.
Wish me luck. The date is Friday. What should I wear?
And I am scared to death I am going to say what I am thinking, "Wow, you're REALLY attractive. REALLY attractive. Wow."
It could be hysterically funny.
Cheers to finding his flaw....:)
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Good luck, have fun!
You may very well be right about the dissonance in attractiveness levels. So if you are, here's the trick:
Act like there IS no difference.
In fact, you should probably act like YOU are the better-looking one. Otherwise, you will be feeding his ego and will think, "I'm way better-looking than her, I'm moving on."
I'm a guy. Trust me.
woohoo! Have fun!
He probably thinks you're the way more attractive one! haha
Maiden - Thanks, I will!
Arjewtino - I am totally taking your advice. That was some GREAT advice.
M - We shall see...and after I take Arjewtino's advice, I am sure as hell going to ACT like I am better looking than him.
He's probably not as out of your league as you think! Just act like you are uber confident, not cocky. Have fun and tell us all about it :)
well, since _he_ asked you out... what are you so worried about?
if you ever find yourself nervous, just remember that some woman out there was happy to get rid of him so he's not god's gift, if you know what I mean. *wink*
Awesome!
I'm the same way: Way more confident on a date when I know I'm the better looking one. When I'm outshined it's a little awkward. I need to get both parties drunk. The ultimate equalizer.
That's my advice. Let us know how it goes!
Oh please! You're definitely not less-good looking than he is. He asked you out; he knows a good thing when he sees it!
Wear something fabulous that showcases the ta-tas and then laugh as you clumsily spill your drink. Let that wonderful heart of yours shine. And getcha some!
Helllooooo! Update woman!!
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