They're everywhere. All around you. Just waiting to give you a nice, firm grab of the ta-ta.
They pretend to be your friends.
They think they are so funny.
They probably think they are turning on some guy.
They think they are totally worthy of the touch.
They think it is appropriate in any setting.
They hold nothing back.
Honk.
Honk.
Can someone please see how uncomfortable I am? Someone is grabbin' my boob and I still haven't gotten laid and I am so uncomfortable. Clumsy is a self-conscious little lady.
And even when my friends honk my horns....I am still uncomfortable. I'm not touchy-feely. I don't like cuddling. So, I don't like being fondled by friendlies. It makes me super nervous and say nervous statements and laugh nervously. hardy har har.
Boobs should not define me and neither should a little game of Tune in Tokyo.
I'm just sayin' what I'm sayin'.
12 comments:
Holy cow sister, who grabbing your jubblies? Tell 'em to stop forthwith.
my boobies are not for my friends to grab... how old are these people?
I don't get boob grabbers. -shakes head-
Nice reference to "GIrls Just Want to Have Fun" though! Haha!
Also, I must add that the first pic is HILARIOUS!!!!
People don't tend to grab my boobs, except my always-frisky friend who both grabs and occasionally bites them, resulting in hickey-like bruises that occasionally resemble nipple slips when I wear low-cut tops. She's a brat, but it sort of turns me on so I let it slide.
Tell those boob grabbers to shove off. They're yours and they can't have any.
um, you have strange friends... maybe it's a culture thing? Cuz here if you grab a boob, you own it. seriously.
And it seems that the bigger your boobs are, the more people feel it is necessary to grab/comment/stare-at them. I like my boobs, but I should determine who touches them.
If I ever come to LA I'll be sure not to play with the fun bags. I'd hate to make you uncomfortable.
So, should I go with the ass pinch instead? Again, I just don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
Too late . . .
*crackin up right now *
I guess you and I could never be friends...I have a bad habit of grabbing boobs. And I don't mind if someone returns the favor...
MsP
So are you going to let me or not?
Maiden- The whole situation was quite uncomfortable. I did need to tell them to stop and I didn't.
M - These people are thirty...
Chard - Neither do I. Thanks for catching the GJWTHF reference, for listening to me blabber the other night, and for also finding the pictures absolutely hilarious.
Sequined - You really make me laugh...hickey-like bruises...wow.
Passionista - You're right and they didn't even know that I am saving my tits for marriage!
Technodoll - It is a cultural thing....a weird thing.
The Charming Hedonist - Preachin' to the choir. Big boobs have their drawbacks.
Doc - You can grab my flat, gumby ass any time you want.
MsP - You really crack me up...and I would probably let it slide if you let me blog about how uncomfortable I was later on...haha.
So@24 - HAHAHAHA. Perhaps...but I still haven't hung out with you....and it is different when guys grab the boobies. Girls honkin' the honkers is different...it's almost like a rivalry "mine are bigger than yours" thing.
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