Cracks me up because he's so nice, but a total know-it-all (like me), good looking yet a total goofball (his eyes are closed in every picture), and kind of rough around the edges with a little bit of beefy charm.
He's genuinely interested in what I do...and he always answers the phone when I call or he'll call me back promptly. He's a good one.
So, we have a nice, get-to-know you conversation at the bar and we take a cab ride home...to his house.
Yep. Me. The Shacker.
He makes me a snack in the kitchen and then makes his move. He puts me up on the counter and we make out (PG) for a while until he carries me to the bedroom.
I'm thinking I'm going to get lucky at this point. Lucky in a he's-my-rebound kind of way.
But Suave Beefy Guy is a total gentleman and apparently wants to make sure we keep things PGish.
So, no, he didn't slip me the hot beef injection. No injections of any kind.
Just plain making out and cuddling. Like high school.
And I have to say, I really enjoyed it. I mean, I let him feel me up...but seriously, it was hilarious! And it wasn't awkward and I didn't feel dirty in the morning.
I woke him up at 6am to drive me sixty blocks to my parents' house in the distant suburbs and he didn't complain at all. He even stole a kiss from me at a stoplight.
So my almost one night stand keeps in touch with me. It's been nine months since I met him and that's quite a while to stay in touch with a PG makeout buddy. He called me while he was driving his two friends cross-country and I met them at a bar.** Pete and Shawn (the guys he drove here) are now my friends.
Suave Beefy Guy, why don't you live where I live?
I went home for a wedding this summer and we went on a mini-date. He accidentally spilled a beer on me and it was really endearing. It was a total Clumsy move and I was so glad I didn't do the spilling for once!
When I went home for a wedding on my birthday, he took me out on the town after the rehearsal dinner. We made out in my mom's car for an hour. On the hood.
So, I'm going home for a wedding on Friday and I can't help but wonder, will Suave Beefy Guy finally slip me the H.B.I.?
** Did I mention this was the day after the big infamous "Insecure Guy in the Rain" day. I snuck into the bar without my ID. Nice.
10 comments:
A long distance makeout buddy doesn't sound too bad to me!!
Hmm maybe next time you should just take the lead... unbuckle his belt and see what happens from then on! :-D
He sounds lovely, enjoy the weekend.
Yo umake it soun dslike you kinda like this fella! I expect phone call/text message updates throughout the weekend!
He sounds like the best choice for you so far!
i vote for the injection. but if you notice hes not pickin up what your puttin down pull out the syringe yourself!!
RUN IT!!
Was Chard maybe drunk when she commented?
And making out on the counter is SO HOT. The picture you put up makes me all fluttery with excitement.
My God, could I have typed my comment a little faster with a few more typos? Someone has had far too much coffee today!
If I've discovered anything else in the past few months, it's that the good ones ALWAYS live far away. It's not being around to discover their downsides, or having any expectations for them to fail that keeps them that way.
I like where this is going! You go girl!
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